Better to Laugh

Why does it seem like there are about five days out of every month that a woman actually feels at her best?  The other 23-26 days are either bloating, irritability, swollen body parts, mood swings, and sweet and salty bingeing before and during the big event.  I attacked a cupcake and big bags of peanut M&M’s and Lay’s potato chips this afternoon; the cupcake was the only thing I ate in its entirety.  I also wanted to attack some bad drivers.  And so the cycle continues…