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Goodbye Summer

Summer vacation is ending soon in our school district.  We teachers are back at our program August 5.  Wow, that feels really early!

It seems like just yesterday we were celebrating Independence Day.  Our family (brother and fam, Mom and Dad, friends) went camping for the July 4th weekend.  It was extremely hot, so we went to the campground beach to celebrate the holiday.  My sister-in-law and niece swam out to the buoy and back using buoyant “noodles.”  When they got back, I decided to give it a go.  I have open water swimming experience through sprint triathlons, so I felt comfortable swimming to the buoy and back without assistance. 

Halfway out, alone, I realized that there were no lifeguards or rescuers on jet skis.  It was just me and water too deep to touch and too murky to see more than a few inches down.  I started to tense as I pondered the fact that none of my family are good swimmers, and if I should get a cramp or start feeling dizzy from the rocking of the boat wakes, help was a few minutes off.   I would be a goner.  A little pang of panic struck, but then I talked myself into relaxing and enjoying the swim.

On the way back to the designated swim area, it occurred to me that I had forgotten to make a point of reference on the shoreline.  I was way off course (accidentally went to farthest buoy), and I wasn’t sure which group of people were my family.  I finally got close enough that they started waving their hands to get me back on course.  When I got back to them, I said to my husband, “That was probably pretty stupid.”  “He just smiled and said, “Ya think?” 

In the future I will be safer and have someone swim beside me with an inflatable ring.  Sometimes we  feel invincible, until we realize there are no safety nets.

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I’m Baaaaack!

I have been on summer break, and I really took a break!  I am back now, refreshed and ready to go.

I was sitting in a doctor office waiting room when I spotted a window washer’s worst nightmare:  a bored five-year old girl.  She was outside the office door waiting for her dad.  She turned and pressed her nose against the glass, stepped back and blew on the glass, and drew pictures in the dew left by her breath.  The little girl repeated this sequence 3-4 times.  When it was time for her to go, she rubbed the glass with both hands to “clean it off.”

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Cheer Irony

My middle school aged niece was climbing a tree this weekend.  She got half way up and turned around; her shorts had JUMP printed across the back of them.  I got a great picture, but I don’t want to publish my young niece’s backside, so you will just have to trust me on how funny it looked.

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Crazy Squirrels

My young adult son and I were driving home from church yesterday when a squirrel jumped from the grassy median and under my car tire. 

“Mom, what were you doing?”  my son exclaimed.

“Driving!” I replied.  “If an animal jumps into the road, you can’t lose control of your car to avoid it.  You have to keep driving, even if that means you hit the animal!”

“That is the second squirrel you have killed since we moved here!” he said, rather upset.  We moved here nearly 12 years ago.

“Well I can’t help it if there are suicidal squirrels in this neighborhood!  He jumped off of the curb.  What was I supposed to do?” 

I am just glad there was a dresser in the back of the SUV so I couldn’t see in the rearview mirror.

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Ruff Cake

My husband’s birthday fell on Mother’s Day this year, so he had to share his day with all the mothers in our family for lunch.  He was a very good sport about it.  My 21 year-old son, Brad, and I felt badly that Terry hadn’t gotten a birthday cake, so we went out to get Chinese for dinner and stopped by the store for a cake to surprise him.  We couldn’t decide which kind of cake to get, then Brad said, “Isn’t German shepherd cake is favorite?”  I literally Laughed Out Loud in the store, so loudly that people turned to look.  Laughing, Brad put his hand up to my mouth.  I couldn’t stop; I just kept laughing, loudly.  I finally gained my composure.  Then images of German “shepherd” cake came into my mind:  a cake with pointy ears on top, a cake with fur stuck in the icing, etc. and the laughter would start again.  I won’t even discuss the possibility of what a German shepherd cake would taste like.  I finally quieted down at the store, but I still laugh when the thought of a German shepherd cake pops into my mind.

After we ate the Chinese food, Brad put candles on the chocolate fudge cake that we had settled on.  We had gotten trick candles (re-lighting kind), but I didn’t know that he was going to put the entire pack of trick candles on the cake.  As he walked into the family room, the candles sputtered like sparklers on the 4th of July.  Terry laughed; he knew what was up right away.  They were burning quickly, and the room became smokey.  We had to take the candles off and throw them into a glass of water to get them extinguished.  The stench lasted for hours.  It only added to the image of German shepherd cake.

Well, it started out as a birthday almost forgotten in comparison to Mother’s Day, but ended up being one of the most memorable birthdays Terry has had.

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