Better to Laugh

My legs were feeling tight, so I decided to get a massage.  The next day my left leg felt great, but my right leg was hurting from my hamstring to my plantar fascia.  I went running the night after the massage; I felt like I could run a half marathon with the left leg, but the right was really hurting.  I wonder what that half marathon would look like.  Would I be running in a circle?  Would I look like a pirate with a peg leg?  One thing is for sure…I am not trying it just to find out!