We were driving along the interstate at night, when I saw some glowing dots by the side of the road. As we passed, I saw four to five deer. Now, there were acres of fields and trees in the middle of nowhere, but these dumb deer stood by the side of a busy highway ready to jump out and do thousands of dollars in damages to cars, not to mention meet their maker.
My husband and I were eating at the park yesterday when we saw an overweight, elderly woman pull into the handicap parking space. She got out, put her little dog in a doggie stroller, and proceeded to take a walk around the park trail. Hmmmm…aren’t handicap tags/license plates for people who have difficulty walking far due to health reasons? If you are going to walk around the park, walk another 20 feet and leave the handicap parking space for someone who actually has difficulty walking distances.
Better to Laugh 
That is TOO FUNNY!